I'd like to propose a new fashion statement for men. It is a
very simple one and doesn't detract from your appearance if you perform it
properly. My suggestion is that men
wear their shirts in the casual style without tucking them into their
pants. Most polo shirts and golf shirts
are made with the bottom cut and stitched to accommodate that style, but many
of the Oxford-style shirts are also made for the "untucked look."
Oh, I know it won't work for all men, and the ones I intend
to target are a select group. The
present day boys and young men who already have their fashion statement, the
hip-hop group with their pants pulled down to expose their boxer shorts, need
not join. Shoot, in fact, they are
exactly the ones whom my new trend is aimed against.
You might have noticed that I used three inflammatory words,
target, shoot and aimed, in the prior paragraph, and there is a reason for
that. My new fashion statement is going
to figure prominently in curbing a lot of the violence that comes from those
low-slung-jeans-wearing hipsters. While
it isn't a dead giveaway, it seems to me that those same guys are also the ones
with the firepower in the form of illegal guns somewhere on their person.
Now, it isn't a hard-and-fast, proven fact, but a lot of
those gun-toting people are less likely to draw that weapon and start shooting
if they even suspect that their intended victim is "carrying"
too. The person who has a
concealed-carry license is probably going to have their pistol in a pancake
holster at the small of their back. And
guess how they are going to conceal it.
Okay, I'm not advocating that we all go out and purchase a
pistol and apply for the conceal-carry license, but if we men were to suddenly
all start sporting the "untucked look" it would give the would-be
perpetrator second thoughts, wouldn't it?
Of course, there are several cities - New York, Washington, Chicago, and New Orleans. for instance - that have gun
restrictions or outright bans, and they just happen to be the most dangerous
ones in America. Hmm, I wonder why that
is? I don't see that as a reason not to
wear the shirt outside your belt in those cities. It still gives the thugs pause, and the police cannot stop and
search everyone they think might be packing, especially if there are hundreds or thousands of shirt-tails
visible.
Ladies, I don't want to leave you out. You too can join the crowd. Those who do carry a concealed weapon for
protection usually have it in their purse, and that is probably the worst place
for it. After all, purse snatchers are
everywhere in the world, and you don't want that thief to get your gun along
with your cash and credit/debit cards.
You can join the men in the "untucked look" fashion statement
if you like.
Do you think we can start a trend? Let me know.
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