Whenever Judy and I leave our house, which we do almost
daily for shopping or other errands, there is one thing we always do without
fail. We unplug the coffee maker.
We've lived in this town home for over five years, and we
have never unplugged any other appliance upon exiting, so it must
be ingrained in both of us that coffee makers are dangerous when left
unattended. Oh, we can both go about
our daily routines, me in my home office/computer room and she in her sun room
at the back of the house. I know that
neither one of us ever gives a second's thought to that dangerous appliance
sitting out there in the kitchen plotting our demise. But, let us even consider going out for a ride, and the last
thing we do before leaving is unplug the coffee maker.
I ask you, is this paranoid behavior? Do we really have OCD about that coffee
maker? After all, we've never unplugged
the stove or the refrigerator when we go away, and they would seem to have a
greater potential for destruction. And
even if the coffee maker did some day go berserk and start a fire, if we're not
in the house, we won't be injured.
Okay, I know we're being silly, but about thirty years or so
ago, one of those ancient Mr Coffee™ machines started a kitchen fire in
someone's house in the city where we were then living, and we never got that
incident out of our minds. It stuck
like glue, and we've made it our life's goal to never let that happen in our
house.
Now, either you're laughing about the crazy custom we
practice, or you're thinking that maybe we need to see an analyst about our
problem. Even I think it's goofy to
unplug that machine just because we're leaving the house, yet we still do it
every single time.
Oh, by the way, we've never had one of our coffee makers explode
or start a fire, and they do make excellent coffee. In fact, I cannot recall hearing or reading any news report about
anyone else's coffee maker causing a fire in decades. I guess old habits are really hard to break.
Have a nice day and enjoy your coffee.
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